A Ditz's First Step

I am just going to start off by saying that the sooner you realize I'm a genius we are geniuses** the better off we'll all be. Gosh, i haven't even gotten though the first sentence and im already messing up so i think ill keep this short.


**SAMPLE #1: what happened before i could continue..





























Main Entry: ge·nius
Pronunciation: 'jE-ny&s, -nE-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-nE-"I/
1 : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity
2 : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; specifically : a person with a very high intelligence quotient (some how i beg to differ, im not saying we are daft...its just that we are just pro in the ditz area. Afterall its a highly specialized field and not all are capable of functioning as normal as we do)



ATTENTION: this blog has multiple DitZy contributors & is not for the feeble minded..we are not to be held responsible for stupidifying you as you read into our daily/weekly/monthly ditz antics.